Memorable quotes from The Office episode, “Training Day”. Quotes transcribed by Nette.
Michael: Leaving my company after 19 years.
Michael: Don’t mess with Colorado.
Deangelo: Everyone I know who skis is dead.
Deangelo: What are you going to miss most about Scranton?
Michael: The mountains, where things are.
Michael: That is insane!
Deangelo: She’ll do, Oh she’ll do. She’ll do just fine.
Deangelo: We should write a movie or something. I’m serious.
Kevin: Nope. It’s not Ashton Kutcher, it’s Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart.
Michael: As you know, one of my favorite things is fanfare for its own sake. So without further ado, let’s start clapping.
Deangelo: I love the American Southwest, for starters. You may call them Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, Utah. I call them heaven.
Dwight: Life goes on. Not for me.
Kelly: And that is what you call a meet-cute.
Deangelo: Office funny guy! Always glad to have an office funny guy around!
Andy: I guess I’ve always been sorta quirky, offbeat, a little twisted.
Michael: This is Jim and Pam, aka JAP.
Pam: We just have the one, but she poops for four.
Pam: Uh oh. Someone started off on a good foot with the new boss!
Michael: Are you kidding? I’d come anywhere to see a turtle.
Michael: You know me very well Dwight.
Dwight: That’s because I’m your right hand man Michael.
Darryl: It’s cool that you like the southwest. It’s one of my favorite regions.
Darryl: I love the desert. It’s one of my favorite ecosystems.
Kevin: Burned. It’s lush dummy.
Erin: That’s how Pam does it. She’s sort of a living legend.
Darryl: Finish the joke Andy. What do African-Americans call?
Ryan: That is so bad ass. Just, so very hard-core.
Phyllis: Yeah, very cool. Real power move.
Michael: Shave me.
Deangelo: You know what, enough about your baby. Okay? I know what you’re doing. Just quit it.
Andy: I guess this is my life now.
Deangelo: You’re getting nut particles all in here!
Michael: I start with some chit-chat and then maybe some jokes. And you might want to develop a couple of characters.
Deangelo: It is too bad for this place that you’re leaving.
Michael: Why did you have to be so damn good?
Deangelo: I’m, I’m adequate. I’m half as good as you.
Michael: You are good and you know it. I just didn’t expect you to get there so fast.
Deangelo: Would you do me as favor and enjoy this time? You worked so hard, get your senoritas on. It’s Lake Havasu time!
Michael: I guess I’ve been working so hard I forgot what it’s like to be hardly working.
Deangelo: What is the Native American girls name?
Michael: You’ll figure it out.
Jim: We’re back in!
Deangelo: I’m telling you, that baby could be star of a show called, ‘Babies I Don’t Care About’.