The Office: WUPHF.COM Quotes

Filed under season 7, The Office Quotes by Nette on 19-08-2010

The Office: WUPHF.COM Quotes-Season 7

Everyone follow me to the shelter. We’ve got enough food for 14 days. After that, we have a difficult conversation. -Dwight Schrute

Okay, moving backwards, our IT guys have been Glasses, Turban, Ear Hair, Fatty 3, Shorts, Fatty 2, Lozenge, and Fatso. -Michael Scott

Try “big boobs” with a “z” -Dwight Schrute

When you send a Wuphf it goes to your home phone, cell phone, email, Facebook, Twitter, and home screen. All at the same time. -Ryan Howard

Hey, I married Jim, I’ve done my part for the nice guy. Now I want a bedroom set. -Pam Halpert

Don’t you work here full time? -Michael Scott

Welcome to Hay Place. A place for hay. -Dwight Schrute

Those are show bales, not play bales! -Dwight Schrute

If I can make mushed carrots seem better than a boob, I can pretty much sell anything. -Jim Halpert

Think about your commission cap as a naked old man in a gym locker room. -Gabe

Yes. I have a dream. And it’s not some MLK dream for equality. I want to own a decommissioned lighthouse. And I want to live at the top. And nobody knows I live there. And there’s a button that I can press. And launch that lighthouse into space. -Stanley Hudson

I always wanted to be Hay King. But the world shines on Mose. -Dwight Schrute

We don’t? Well why have I been separating the trash into whites and colors? -Michael Scott

Hey, back off. It’s Solitaire. -Meredith Palmer

How far can you reach those lovely long arms of yours? -Creed

How long can you hold that pretty little breath of yours? -Creed

I have nothing but ideas. -Ryan Howard

I know I’ve tapped you so hard. -Ryan Howard
Yes, you have tapped this. Hard. -Michael Scott

I am your Hay King. All hail your Hay King! -Dwight Schrute

What is wrong with you? What happened to you in high school? -Darryl Philbin

The world sends people your way. Ryan came to me through a temp agency. Andy was transferred here. No idea where Creed came from. The point is, you just have to play with the cards that you’re dealt. Jim, that guy is an ace. Dwight is my king up my sleeve. Phyllis is my old maid. Oscar is my queen. That’s easy. Give me a hard one. That’s what Oscar said. Toby is the instruction card you throw away. Pam’s a solid seven. And yeah, you know what? Ryan is probably, like a two. But sometimes twos can be wild. So watch out. I am obviously the joker. -Michael Scott

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