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The Diabolical Blog

January 7th, 2010 | Office News | 0 Comments

Dwight posted a new Diabolical blog post!

It’s the New Year and you know what that means: time to do my taxes! Tax season isn’t quite as enjoyable as harvest season or slaughter season, but it’s about as much fun as one can have without using a scythe or hatchet. This year, I’m looking forward to a very healthy return. Planning and implementing a diabolical plan has been an expensive ordeal, but since my revenge plot is job-related, it’s given me the opportunity to write off all manner of “business expenses,” such as:

* A 40″ Daito & 28″ Shoto Samurai Sword Set – early on in the planning, I considered some more direct ways to seek retribution, now I use them as letter openers at work. And if pressed, I will claim that the sword is for committing seppuku if I dishonor my company. What could be more business related than that? And what IRS auditor won’t understand Shinto code of honor?

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