Dwight posted a new blog over at Schrute-Space.

Summer is finally here – time to relax and enjoy the longer days. False.

1. 1) The days are not longer; summer days remain exactly twenty-four hours long. It’s basic science folks. The earth’s rotation around the sun does not change. It’s only the earth’s angle that changes, which merely produces an increase in daylight hours. What kind of fool confuses daylight hours with total hours in a day? (Probably the same people who still refer to the “Dog Days of Summer.” Sirius no longer rises at dawn making this antiquated expression meaningless in the modern world.)

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Dwight posted a new Diabolical blog post!

It’s the New Year and you know what that means: time to do my taxes! Tax season isn’t quite as enjoyable as harvest season or slaughter season, but it’s about as much fun as one can have without using a scythe or hatchet. This year, I’m looking forward to a very healthy return. Planning and implementing a diabolical plan has been an expensive ordeal, but since my revenge plot is job-related, it’s given me the opportunity to write off all manner of “business expenses,” such as:

* A 40″ Daito & 28″ Shoto Samurai Sword Set – early on in the planning, I considered some more direct ways to seek retribution, now I use them as letter openers at work. And if pressed, I will claim that the sword is for committing seppuku if I dishonor my company. What could be more business related than that? And what IRS auditor won’t understand Shinto code of honor?

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