YOUR EGG, YOUR LOSS
by: Dwight Schrute
Schrute Farms gets egged each and every Hallow’s Eve. I’m sure it’s quite satisfying to lob a shelled sphere of thin membranes at my home. But what’s even more satisfying is compiling all of that membrane and making the biggest, most delicious free omelet on the morning of November 1st. I sincerely thank you for that.