CREEDY NEEDS YOUR HELP
by Creed Bratton
Has anyone seen a brown bag lying around the office? If you have, please return it to me at once. It got away from me when I was poking around for copper. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT LOOK IN THE BAG, under any circumstances. And if anyone comes into the office looking for me, DO NOT TELL THEM I LOST THE BAG – I’m begging you.
Also, has anyone seen a briefcase lying around? If so, I need that back too.
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