PDA quotes. Quoted by Nette from NettesLayouts.com.
Card: Congratulations Darryl! Let’s get wasted. Have fun today big guy! Awww yeah! Party time! Wooo Woop!
Phyllis: Blue Wasabi is so good but get the Cheeseburger. They say they won’t do it, but they will if you make a scene.
Michael: It goes to show that everything you want in life you get. And you can’t work for it. It just comes to you.
Gabe: I dominate Valentine’s Day. I practically make romance into a science.
Jim: We decided to have Valentine’s Day at lunch. And then that way we could spend the entire night with Cece and avoid the entire Valentines Day dinner thing.
Pam: Yeah, lunch was wonderful. There was an amazing buffet and there was a chocolate fondue station, and what else was there?
Jim: Uhhh bottomless champagne….
Pam: Never found that bottom didn’t we?
Andy: At least until Stanley calms down. Don’t look. I accidently did his Sudoku.
Dwight: I will not be your Valentine.
Jim: Awww nuts!
Angela: I don’t know if anyone else feels this way and don’t get me wrong, I love Michael and Holly, and maybe I’m being overly insensitive but the PDA.
Oscar: Yes! The freakin’ PDA! Thank you! I mean I’m thrilled for them…
Angela: No one is more thrilled for them than I am, but it’s totally inappropriate.
Darryl: It’s a little much. Obviously, so happy for them both.
Kevin: I for one enjoy watching them.
Angela: No! Stop!
Kevin: Can I finish? Is that okay? I was saying… I enjoy watching them because it makes me horny.
Gabe: It’s like Chinese water torture…it’s like coming from my own head.
Holly: I cannot keep myself from Michael. Everything he does is sexy. He has this undeniable magnitisim, it’s a jungle cat. The man exudes sex. He can put both his legs behind his head.
Michael: Perfect. yes. It is quite, apro apro apro appropriate. Carry on.
Gabe: Sabre is 100% tolerant to Office romances.
Ryan: Speaking of Gabe, I don’t see Erin at this meeting?
Meredith: I also don’t see Andy?
Jim: Oooooo booooom face!
Gabe: I get it. Andy’s slamming my girlfriend. Very funny!
Gabe: Look at Jim and Pam. They don’t touch. They don’t kiss. You would hardly even know that they were husband and wife.
Jim: Did it. Love it. Keep it goin’.
Kevin: Boobie honking!
Kevin: Butt honking!
Gabe: Butt honking…yep! All the honkings.
Creed: The one where you start in a crossed position, and you leap up…
Michael: Whispering and tickling have their place in business.
Dwight: Michael! Confession. I have done PDA in the office. I’ve had intercourse in the office. As had Angela, as had Ryan, as had Kelly, as had Meredith, as had Phyllis, as had Darryl, as had Creed, as had Michael, as had Holly.
Kevin: As has Kevin.
Angela: With who?
Kevin: She goes to another school.
Michael: No more pda. You win. But here’s what we are gonna do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook up zone. Anything goes.
Dwight: And what is the hookup zone policy on masturbation?
Michael: No no. It’s great. I love working at Dunder Mifflin, a division of Taliban enterprises.
Michael: I don’t sit on your lap because it’s comfortable. I sit on your lap because I like the way your thighs feel on my butt.
Michael: Holly and I are like Romeo and Juliet and this office is like the dragon that kept them apart.
Michael: Yeah, whatever. No big deal. The hottest girl in the world loves me.
Ryan: You wanted to have sex in my office.
Jim: Definitely not, that’s disgusting.
Ryan: It’s cool. Just try to put everything back where you found it. Text me when you’re finished. I’ll be out here.
Pam: That was so embarrassing, I’m gonna die.
Pam: Let me make something clear. Jim and I have never and will never have sex in the office.
Jim: No. Because the office isn’t something I consider a romantic place.
Pam: Besides, we have something those other people don’t have, which is a home and a bed.
Jim: And a shower.
Michael: You don’t know what is like to love a woman and have her love you back.
Gabe: No one is a bigger fan of sexual touching than me. But with you two, it’s reaching a level of a complex.
Holly: I’m not saying it won’t be hard, but we can make it work. That’s what she said.
Michael: Boner Bomb starring Jason Statham. Or go against type with an Eisenberg or Michael Cera.
Dwight: Movie idea?
Michael: Noo…saving the world has never been this hard.
Dwight: Kevin. Do more stupid faces!
Kevin: Which one? I have a lot of stupid faces.
Michael: As of today, officially, Holly and I are moving in together. Oscar this must be tough for you, watching this go down. You could not stand in the way of true love my friend.
Oscar: Are you kidding? I wasn’t trying to break you guys up.
Kevin: Better luck next time pal!
Oscar: Go on. Kiss each other already.
Kevin: Suck it Oscar. This must kill you.
Jim and Pam: What? No! We took a walk.
Dwight: My perfect Valentine’s Day? I’m at home, three cell phones in front of me, fielding desperate calls from one of the fiftieth restaurant reservations I made of six months ago.
Ryan: Anybody can be prince charming one day a year with dinner flowers and all that. But you know what impresses me? When a guy can do that no days a year.
Kelly: Flower, diamonds, three course meal. Violinist comes to my table to serenade me….
Kevin: Pizza, soda, the moon….someone to share it with.
Micheal: What are our plans for tonight?
Holly: Wiky wiky wiky….