Funny and memorable quotes from The Office episode, “Pam’s Replacement”.
Dwight: Andy, I’m really sorry about your mother. My deepest condolences.
Pam: Oh, that was just me. Pregnant Pam. And I make sounds much worse than this.
Dwight: Oh, we know.
Ryan: So word on the street is she has a boyfriend.
Gabe: We’ll he’s probably a drug dealer. That’s the best way to land a hot girlfriend. You just, uh, you get her hooked on blow.
Phyllis: Yeah, you have this sexy glow.
Gabe: You know, it’s one of the most common fetishes.
Toby: You know who’s gorgeous? Helen Mirren.
Dwight: Helen Mirren was born Helen Mirrenoff. That’s right, you’re fake salivating over a Soviet-era Russian.
Andy: I think I said “doop” instead of “boop” at one point.
Val: Not bad, fellas. You’re better than you look.
Kevin: Hey, screw you!
Kevin: We’re called, “Kevin and The Zits”.
Andy: Tambourines are for girlfriends.
Pam: Look at her. Even I want some fries with that shake.
Pam: I think Jim’s lying to me about being attracted to Cathy.
Dwight: I never touch a pregnant woman.
Pam: Yep, that’s the Dwight I need.
Dwight: Rule one: Our only loyalty is to the truth.
Dwight: Rule two: We stop at nothing.
Dwight: Rule three: Do not fall in love.
Kelly: I’m gonna write something mean on his wall.
Dwight: The male reveals attraction through unconscious and involuntary physical signs. The puffing of the chest, mirroring, increased blood flow to the crotch.
Dwight: Oh, stumbling, I need something to grab on to!
Pam: Why was he making her laugh so much?
Jim: Oh, this reminds me, Cece needs a new toothbrush.
Kevin: Guys, this means they’re “Kevin and The Zits” now.
Darryl: No man, we are.
Jim: No I’m not worried. Because this lie isn’t for me, it’s for Pam. And when she gets her body back and her confidence back… yes I will tell her the truth. That I had feelings feelings for a coworker today that…I haven’t had in years. In my defense, he was grabbing my crotch fairly aggressive at the time.
Pam: I need you to take care of yourself. What would we do if something happened to you?