Peeps-
First, a few words about baseball. Given that I am from Scranton, and a mere 2 hours from Philly, you would THINK that I am a Philly Phillys Phan. I am not. For reasons that are too complex to explain in one short blog, I am a Dodger fan. The Los Angeles Dodgers. Weird, right? That a guy from Scranton would root against the home state team, and root FOR a team from so far away. But I can’t help it. I hate the nasty red of the Phillys. Phyan PhHoward. Please. Sure he hits the ball long and hard (That’s what she said), but he also… gets out sometimes. But the Phictorino… he burns my can. Just cause he almost got hit in the head with a ball… he gets all pissy, and decides to be good all of a sudden…
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